if you dont annoy me congratulations because 98% of people annoy me
it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs
and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes
that’s actually a really good idea
Why is social anxiety associated with being “cute” because my sister has had it her whole life and watching her grow up locking herself in closets because she couldn’t go out in public and seeing her nearly cry at age 23 in the supermarket because she’s too scared to ask for help with something is not cute it’s sad and horrible.
People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad
When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
He is not laughing because he saw his funny photos
Hes in hysterics
Like the whole talking about the dead things made him realize that he could have lived a regular life
He could have been a paleontologist
But he started this game instead and now everything is ruined
He will never get his life back
He will never see his family again
He is in no way shape or form happy at this moment
OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:
so naturally I OPEN IT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND
someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.
I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS
WHAT IS HAPPENING
it astounds me that there’s teen artists on tumblr at a higher level then graduates working in cartoon and film industries and it’s mostly just really high quality homosexual porn
when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
There are some shows you watch and even after 20 episodes, you can’t decide who’s your favorite character.
Then there are some shows that, within five minutes, you’re like “it’s them, they’re my bby, I will defend their actions until my last breath, they are perfection.”
and then they die